Yup.

oh you expected us to sugarcoat the truth?

Yes, its gonna hurt. BUUUUUT...99% of our clients say that even though they wanted to cuss us out, the pain wasn't nearly bad as they had worked it up in their head

If it would make you feel better: we do offering a numbing cream! (you do need to apply it 45 minutes before your appointment)

In all honesty, its not going to hurt NEARLY as bad as you’ve imagined, but you will question all your life’s choices while its happening. Then you’ll see how little hair grows back and you’ll happily be back every 4-6 weeks.

Yeah probably not.

I’m not sure who started the rumor that waxing would remove 100% of hair, but I’d like to have a conversation with them.

Here’s the truth: It takes about 4-6 CONSISTENT waxing sessions to get a smooth result.

Why? Several factors. One, your hair grows on 3 different cycles, there will always be hair just below the surface of the skin that will grow in the days and weeks after your wax.

So you will still have hair, HOWEVER, it will be much sparser.

There are also factors like dry and short hairs that can’t be removed from the root.

My best advice to you is PLAN AHEAD. The more you wax, the better your results will be.

We've waxed 5000+ people, you have nothing we haven't seen before, now come get on this table and let us wax you.

(On a very serious note: We’re a body-positive wax studio. We TRUELY don’t care about hemorrhoids, soft bellies, scars, prolapses, healthy vaginal discharge, overgrown pubic hair, or even if your toenails haven’t been clipped in a year. We understand how intimidating it can be, and we’re honored that so many people trust us with their most intimate parts)

let me hold w your hand when I say this....

We get so damn excited when someone comes in with a full bush

(and sadly for us, most of you who are convinced you have a full grown bush, do in fact NOT)

NOPE.

We blast 2000's music and distract you from the pain by getting you to spill your inner most secrets (oh, you put sugar in your ex’s gas tank? We think you did NOTHING wrong.)

cuz .72048 seconds after shaving, you have stubble, and an itch you can't scratch out in public

your choice:

• 15 minutes of pain AND an adult sticker afterwards

• itchy butt in the Target checkout line

we wax everyBODY

We have different techniques and positions in our arsenal so that we can truly service all bodies.

if you are concerned: shoot over a text!

We use only quality hypoallergenic waxes, specially formulated with minimal ingredients and free from common irritants like fragrances, dyes, and harsh chemicals that can irritate the skin.

We use hard wax either on request, or when its necessary, but the most common wax used is soft wax.

Now before you freak out because maybe you had a bad experience with soft wax, you heard it hurts more, or that it will rip off your skin….

No it wont. Hear me out…

The soft wax we use is light-years ahead of outdated formulations.

Ours is free of sticky additives like beeswax and rosin, which are not only known skin irritants but also create a super-strong grip on the skin and hair, causing unnecessary pain and the dreaded skin lifting.

Our hypoallergenic soft wax is more like hard wax than those old-school soft waxes.

It’s just as kind to your skin as hard wax, but it’s even more efficient at removing hair.

Not convinced? Give it a try!

We deal with bodies and their natural reactions all day everyday. We completely understand somethings are out of your control.

Trust, once we snatch that first strip, any “excitement” you may have felt will be GONE.

In the event of ejaculation, intentional or not, the service will end immediately.

Let’s keep it professional, okay? Don’t be that person who ruins the vibe by making it weird. This is a hair removal service—just hair removal.

Gone.

Deleted.

Not an option.

Brows? Not my strong suit and if i’m going to do a service, I want it to be worth your hard earned cash.

Full legs and arms? I need 3 business days to recover. So to keep in top waxing shape, I no longer offer these services.